Sunday, March 11, 2012

Joe the Plumber's CNN Interview Failure



Joe the Plumber refused to answer questions and accused the CNN anchor of "gotta journalism." Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher (Joe the Plumber's real name) refused to answer a question about his statement that gay people shouldn't be near his children. Wurzelbacher avoided answering a question about what qualifies him to be a congressional candidate. It is amazing that the Republican base love backing these clown candidates.

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Required Reading

Litbrit give the teabaggers a time out.

The Rude Pundit takes issue with Bill Donahue's indefensible defense of the Catholic Church's cover up of priest's that committed child rape.

The St. Petersburg Times editorial board calls the Marco Rubio speakership era "scamalot."

Joe the Plumber said he was done supporting John McCain and Sarah Palin. Joe charged his mind after his 15 minutes of fame was up. Joe is in Arizona with Sarah Palin. They are stumping for McCain. Why not, Palin and the uncertified Plumber did such a bang-up job getting McCain elected in 2008.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Michael Steele Hearts Joe the Plumber



RNC Chairman Michael Steele credits Joe the Plumber with helping Republicans get their "groove" back in the 2008 election. By the way Mr. Steele, how did the 2008 election turn out for the GOP?


I’m the first one to say that the party, for political expedience and convenience, quite frankly, didn’t do the hard, steady work of building a ground game and a relationship with the voters.

So along comes Barack Obama, he sounds good, he looks great, it’s a beautiful package, and then we had no filler. We had nothing to fall back on.

We couldn’t even argue the basics of the economy in the last election effectively, and it took a happenstance conversation with a plumber before we could really begin to get that groove.


Barack Obama beat John McCain by 92 electorial votes. Senate Democrats are filibuster proof and House Democrats hold a super majority. That was some groove Joe the Plumber gave to the Republican Party.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Quote of the Day

"They knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work."

Joe the Plumber, stating the Founding Fathers were against Communism.

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels wrote "The Communist Manifesto" in 1848. The socialist movement started in Western Europe in the 1830s. Communism and Socialism did not exist when the Founding Fathers drafted the Constitution.

Bonus Joe the Plumber quote:

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny."

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Thought of the Day

I can't even work up the interest to blog about the stupidity Joe the Plumber. It's like pointing out Ben Affleck is a bad actor. Stating the obvious isn't challenging. Who do you wish would disappear from the public spotlight.

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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Joe the Plumber's Bogus Use of Nonpartisan

Joe the Plumber told Pajamas TV the Club for Growth, the Heritage Foundation, and the Kato Institute are nonpartisan organizations.

The Federal Election Commission filed a lawsuit against Club For Growth. The FEC lawsuit contends Club For Growth should have filed as a political action committee. Club For Growth raised $21 million in the 2003-2004 election cycle for Republican candidates.

The Cato Institute is funded by tabacco money. News Corp. owner Rupert Murdoch has served on Cato's board.. Cato fellow Douglas Bandow was paid by Jack Abramoff to write favorable to the lobbyist's clients.

The Heritage Foundation's tagline is "Conservative Policy Research and Analysis." Enough said.

Wurzelbacher is being dishonest. This is a guy that blew off a McCain campaign rally and got tagged by Shepard Smith for not knowing what he was spinning.


SMITH: Joe, do you know Barack Obama’s positions on Israel?

WURZELBACHER: Listen, I know you wanna really get some answers on this one, I’m just not gonna help you out here, Shepherd. Let people go out and find, that’s what I’ve been telling people. […] Listen, you don’t want my opinion on foreign policy. I know just enough probably to be dangerous.

SMITH: Yeah, well that’s what I was kinda wondering.


Joe is a clever huckster and Roger Simon and Charles Johnson are gullible enough to pay him. I find it hysterical the Pajamas Media will pay Joe the Plumber, but not conservative bloggers.

Related: Kieran Healy wrote about the madness of Pajamas Media launch. Johnson and Simon decided on Judy Miller as keynote speaker. What a great way to gain instant credibility.

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Quote of the Day

"I don't know if the American public deserve me, but my son definitely deserves my time now."

Joe the Plumber.

Joe is right. We don't deserve him.

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Joe the Plumber: GOP Strategist



The Republican Party brought Joe the Plumber in a strategist meeting. I'm literally speechless.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Conservatism & the Media

Joe the Plumber is milking his 15 minutes of fame, as a bogus reporter covering the Gaza Strip conflict. What troubled me is Samuel Wurzelbacher voiced approval of media censorship.


"I'll be honest with you," Wurzelbacher said in his video analysis. "I don't think journalists should be anywhere [around] war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for 'em."

Didn't know he was that old. He continued: "Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer -- and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers. I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you're gonna sit there and say, 'Well, look at this atrocity,' well, you don't know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it."


We can make fun of Wurzelbacher barely being able to articulate. We can make fun of Wurzelbacher's hypocrisy of saying journalists should not be allowed in war zones. However, Wurzelbacher feels he should have the right to go to Israel as a journalist. None of that matters since Wurzelbacher is not important.

Wurzelbacher voiced mainstream conservative opinion about the media. Wurzelbacher and the GOP base want the media shut down. They are able to rationalize Fox News, the National Review, and Washington Times is not part of the media. That is disingenuous thinking.

"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government..." Thomas Jefferson said. "I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter." A government without the fourth estate will abuse power. There is a reason Richard Nixon didn't want the Watergate tapes to be released. Nixon knew the American people would hear audio of a hateful man engaged in criminal activity. Nixon would have been allowed to keep his plumbers working, if it wasn't for the Washington Post.

Wurzelbacher is under false impression that information will not come out of war zones. Omar al-Bashir has kept journalists and the United Nations out of Darfur. That hasn't stopped the flow of information about the genocide.

Austin Bay and Jay Rosen had an interesting debate about the media's coverage of the White House message on the Iraq war. Bay is a conservative and Iraq war veteran. Bay wished the media was more sympathetic to the Bush administration's Iraq strategy. Even Bay conceded the White House did a horrible job with their message.


Here’s a good reason: America must win the War On Terror, and the poisoned White House—national press relationship harms that effort. History will judge the Bush Administration’s prosecution of the War On Terror. A key strategic issue for the current White House—perhaps a determinative issue for historians—will be its success or failure in getting subsequent administrations to sustain the political and economic development policies that truly winning the War On Terror will entail.


Good PR is important. The press and President Bush could both agree the current economy is fantastic. That doesn't mean the public will believe the message. Newspapers are dying because corporations are more concerned with profits than reporting. Corporate CEOs would rather fill news pages with Paris Hilton and AP stories than develop good beat reporters. Bush had high approval ratings and wasn't able to deliver on "Mission Accomplished" or WMDs. The President lost his credibility on Iraq. You can sell a newspaper or political spin. That doesn't mean anyone is going to buy.

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Some Punchlines Write Themselves



Joe the Plumber is going to the Gaza Strip to be a reporter for Pajamas Media. Jon Stewart rightfully makes fun of the stupidity of this.

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Joe the Wingnut Reporter Moron

I hate to write about this because I know the entity responsible is only doing this for attention, but.. One of their plans is working, at least. And that is Pajamas Media's plan to become 200% more retarded by the end of the year. That type of retarded growth is tough when you have Glenn Reynolds, Allahpundit, and Michelle Malkin under your belt, but PJM's newest acquisition may put them over the top -- from "retardedness" to "fucktardedness", even! Yes, the shameless wingnuts in charge of PJM have hired Joe the Plumber to be a war correspondent in Israel.

To show you the knowledge he has of the situation, let's revisit one of Joe the Plumber's proudest moments from last year. After claiming that an Obama presidency would mean the death of Israel, JtP went on friendly territory -- Fox News -- to defend his fucktardedness statements. But watch (at 1:20 into the video) when Shep Smith asks, "Joe do you, uh, know Barack Obama's positions on Israel?"


That's a pretty simple question which Joe the Braindead Moron Plumber could not answer. In fact, his reply -- urging voters to do their own research (even when he hadn't) -- is so pathetic that it mine as well be a Palin interview.

But I'm sure that Pajama's Media is proud as a pig in shit to hire a man who knows absolutely nothing about the Middle East to be a "war correspondent" there. After all, it gives them attention which is all that these vainglorious bastards want. But instead of being thought provoking to get attention, PJM takes the low road by hiring a darling of wingnut creation who has constantly lied and doesn't know shit about shit on anything. Good going, retards -- I'd say you're 199% towards reaching your goal.

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Joe the Plumber Disses McCain

It was obvious there was something was wrong with Joe the Plumber when he stood up John McCain at a campaign. To make matters worse, the rally was near Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher's (aka Joe) house.

Wurzelbacher is now dissing John McCain.


“I asked him some pretty direct questions,” he continued. “Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive — they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”


Doesn't this unlicenced residential plumber have a job to get back to?

I have done commercial plumber and can tell you residential plumbing is pussy plumbing. I had to get on a lift and hang twenty foot copper pipe and cast iron pieces. It is even worse when you have to work in cramp spaces with the mechanical guys and electricians. Playing with PVC pipe and repairing sinks does not impress me.

My favorite part of the Politico article.


Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”


Perhaps Joe, you thought leaving the McCain campaign would screw up your book deal and scription-only website. You are nothing, but a symbol that speaks nonsense.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Joe the Plumber: Show Me the Money

For $14.95-a-year, you can read Joe the Plumber's blog and have access to Joe The Forum. The shambles of the McCain campaign delves into self-parody.

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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Shepard Smith on the O'Reilly Factor



I'm liking Fox News anchor Shepard Smith more and more. Smith was on The O'Reilly Factor and talked about his interview with Joe the Plumber.


O’REILLY: Now you grilled “Joe the Plumber” a couple of weeks ago over his Israel comments. You know, when you said what do you know about Israel? And why would Israel be punished if Barack Obama…

SMITH: Actually, what he said was a vote for Barack Obama is a vote for the death of Israel. Actually, someone in the crowd said it, he said I agree with you not once but twice. I didn’t think it was important, so much, what Joe the Plumber said, about the death to Israel or Barack Obama’s connection thereto, I thought what was important was that he was on a GOP bus, on a GOP-funded tour, called the “Joe the Plumber Tour” and when he said something like that, as a apparently spokesperson of the GOP at the time--John McCain said he was going to take him to Washington—I felt that it was important for our audience to know from where that information comes. Why he came to that decision, and his answer was, “Well, your listeners, as he put it, go out and figure out why it was…

O’REILLY: He didn’t know; he couldn’t articulate it…

SMITH: He didn’t know why he did, and the truth is Barack Obama had made the statement repeatedly and demonstrated repeatedly that Israel would always be a friend to America. And I think some of this disinformation, some of the lies that show up on the internet are dangerous and those of us who hold truth dear , it’s our job to set the record straight and that’s what I wanted to do…


O'Reilly is his usual bizarre self. Nicole Belle notes O'Reilly wants to assault Barney Frank. This isn't funny.


I can,you know, yell at Barney Frank, you know slap—if he was here I’d probably slap him. I wouldn’t really, but I wanted it to, because he hurt so many people.


O'Reilly is a man that got rich from yelling at people on television. He actually thinks he is an action hero. Glenn Reynolds and Michelle Malkin would go ballistic (and rightly so) if Keith Olbermann made this same comment towards a Republican Congressman.

Related: Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Fearmonger

Why Ralph Nader Is An Asshole

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Going Rogue



The Daily Show has fun with Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber putting their foot in their mouths.

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Where's Joe?



John McCain introduces Joe "Samuel Wurzelbacher" the Plumber. One problem. Joe the Plumber is nowhere to be found. What a mess of a campaign.

Update: CNN reports on the Joe the Plumber gaffe.



Anderson Cooper reports that Joe the Plumber likely stood the McCain campaign up.


McCain aides called it a “miscommunication,” but once I got on the bus I called Wurzelbacher myself and asked him what really happened.

He told me that he had hoped to come to the morning rally, but that no one from McCain’s campaign ever called him back to confirm,

Bigger ooops.


You are either going to be at a campaign rally or not. "Hoped" isn't a plan.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Joe the Plumber Now Joe the Fearmonger



Shepard Smith questioned Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher on why he believes a Barack Obama presidency will be the death of Israel.


SMITH: Joe, do you know Barack Obama’s positions on Israel?

WURZELBACHER: Listen, I know you wanna really get some answers on this one, I’m just not gonna help you out here, Shepherd. Let people go out and find, that’s what I’ve been telling people. […] Listen, you don’t want my opinion on foreign policy. I know just enough probably to be dangerous.

SMITH: Yeah, well that’s what I was kinda wondering.


Wurzelbacher campaigns for John McCain and accuses Obama of doing harm to Israel. Yet, he is above answering for his fearmongering. It is cowardly and there is no question that the McCain campaign endorses Wurzelbacher's statements. The campaign issued a press release supporting Wurzelbacher's statement.


While he’s clearly his own man, so far Joe has offered some penetrating and clear analysis that cuts to the core of many of the concerns that people have with Barack Obama’s statements and policies. … [T]here is good reason to question the judgement that Obama would bring to the Oval Office.


Wurzelbacher lamely stuck to the script about Obama talking to foreign enemies. The McCain campaign did an equally bad job prepping Wurzelbacher, as they did Palin. Here is Obama's position on Israel.


Ensure a Strong U.S.-Israel Partnership: Barack Obama and Joe Biden strongly support the U.S.-Israel relationship, believe that our first and incontrovertible commitment in the Middle East must be to the security of Israel, America's strongest ally in the Middle East. They support this closeness, stating that that the United States would never distance itself from Israel.

Support Israel's Right to Self Defense: During the July 2006 Lebanon war, Barack Obama stood up strongly for Israel's right to defend itself from Hezbollah raids and rocket attacks, cosponsoring a Senate resolution against Iran and Syria's involvement in the war, and insisting that Israel should not be pressured into a ceasefire that did not deal with the threat of Hezbollah missiles. He and Joe Biden believe strongly in Israel's right to protect its citizens.

Support Foreign Assistance to Israel: Barack Obama and Joe Biden have consistently supported foreign assistance to Israel. They defend and support the annual foreign aid package that involves both military and economic assistance to Israel and have advocated increased foreign aid budgets to ensure that these funding priorities are met. They have called for continuing U.S. cooperation with Israel in the development of missile defense systems.


The uncertified plumber accused Obama of being a Marxist.


"I'm honestly scared for America," Wurzelbacher said.

He later said Obama would end the democracy that the U.S. military had defended during wars.

"I love America. I hope it remains a democracy, not a socialist society. ... If you look at spreading the wealth, that's honestly right out of Karl Marx's mouth," Wurzelbacher said.

"No one can debate that. That's not my opinion. That's fact."


Joe won't answer questions when his statements are debatable. That is why "no one can debate that."

Ipdate: Joe the Plumber gets a manager. There is a possible country music album in the future.


“I think Joe is the voice of middle America,” Mr. Tippin said. “He’s not some made-up deal. He sees things from a common man’s point of view and is trying to do something good for this country, and that impresses me.”

Mr. Della Croce said he was even thinking of having Mr. Wurzelbacher record some music, perhaps a song or two of Mr. Tippin’s. “Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can carry a tune,” he said. “We’re not calling him anything, though, until we get him into a studio.”


I'm looking forward to the results.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Joe the Plumber Speaks

The New York Times contacted Joe the Plumber for his reaction.


“It’s pretty surreal, man, my name being mentioned in a presidential campaign,” he is quoted as saying.


My take is Joe the Plumber will become John McCain's "You forgot Poland" moment.

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