Joe the Wingnut Reporter Moron

I hate to write about this because I know the entity responsible is only doing this for attention, but.. One of their plans is working, at least. And that is Pajamas Media's plan to become 200% more retarded by the end of the year. That type of retarded growth is tough when you have Glenn Reynolds, Allahpundit, and Michelle Malkin under your belt, but PJM's newest acquisition may put them over the top -- from "retardedness" to "fucktardedness", even! Yes, the shameless wingnuts in charge of PJM have hired Joe the Plumber to be a war correspondent in Israel.

To show you the knowledge he has of the situation, let's revisit one of Joe the Plumber's proudest moments from last year. After claiming that an Obama presidency would mean the death of Israel, JtP went on friendly territory -- Fox News -- to defend his fucktardedness statements. But watch (at 1:20 into the video) when Shep Smith asks, "Joe do you, uh, know Barack Obama's positions on Israel?"


That's a pretty simple question which Joe the Braindead Moron Plumber could not answer. In fact, his reply -- urging voters to do their own research (even when he hadn't) -- is so pathetic that it mine as well be a Palin interview.

But I'm sure that Pajama's Media is proud as a pig in shit to hire a man who knows absolutely nothing about the Middle East to be a "war correspondent" there. After all, it gives them attention which is all that these vainglorious bastards want. But instead of being thought provoking to get attention, PJM takes the low road by hiring a darling of wingnut creation who has constantly lied and doesn't know shit about shit on anything. Good going, retards -- I'd say you're 199% towards reaching your goal.