Breaking Bad is About How Evil Obamacare Is

Story Of Small Businessman Struggling Under Obama Administration Draws To Close

This fake video news story by The Onion really isn't that much different than Fox News.

The Onion Mocks CNN's Miley Cyrus Coverage

CNN has been providing gavel to gavel coverage of Miley Cyrus's MTV VMA performance. The Onion has decided to parody CNN's dedication to garbage news stories.

It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple. It was an attempt to get you to click on CNN.com so that we could drive up our web traffic, which in turn would allow us to increase our advertising revenue.

There was nothing, and I mean nothing, about that story that related to the important news of the day, the chronicling of significant human events, or the idea that journalism itself can be a force for positive change in the world. For Christ’s sake, there was an accompanying story with the headline “Miley’s Shocking Moves.” In fact, putting that story front and center was actually doing, if anything, a disservice to the public. And come to think of it, probably a disservice to the hundreds of thousands of people dying in Syria, those suffering from the current unrest in Egypt, or, hell, even people who just wanted to read about the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have A Dream” speech.

I immediately checked Youtube and knew that the most pathetic excuse for a progressive news how would cover the Miley Cyrus non-news story to troll for Youtube traffic. I was not disappointed.

Can we stop pretending that the Young Turks is a serious progressive news show?

When Satire Meets Reality

Unfortunately, this Onion article really isn't fiction.

The Onion - Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane

"Those who haven't already lost everything to the housing-market crash are urged to evacuate their homes immediately," said Robert Menken, head meteorologist at the National Weather Bureau. "That should be about 10 or 12 of you. Everyone else, please stay where you are, probably on the couch of some in-law who lives near Atlanta."

In preparation for the hurricane's landfall, the Emergency Broadcast System issued a number of safety warnings early Sunday. Due to expected high winds and torrential rain, citizens are advised to keep their windows and doors boarded up, as they pretty much have been through most of 2009.

Don't worry. Everything will get better when the Florida Chamber of Commerce succeeds in getting zero percent corporate income taxes.

Christian Right Read The Onion For News

This is too funny. Facebook users take The Onion's satire piece "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex" literally. Now I wish there was a real Abortionplex.

Joe Biden Slide Show

The Onion has created a bogus Joe Biden slide show. The last image is my favorite.

Did somebody mention a Mormon f!@#face?

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Best Headline of the Day

The Onion strikes again.

More Serious Than the Economic Crisis

The Onion warns us that current Miley Cyrus usage will cause a catastrophe. Alternative source of entertainment need to be found.

Making the War On Terror Ecofriendly

In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

The Onion News Network debates how to have more ecofriendly war.