Write A Caption: Rick Scott & Pitbull

Now why didn't I get an invitation for this? Kathleen McGrory reports that Gov. Rick Scott helped rapper Pitfall celebrate his birthday. Perhaps Scott talked to Pitbull about how the hip hop artist got porn Kennedy Leigh to be in his music video for Don't Stop the Party.

The elected officials will join Pitbull around 11 a.m. at the Sports Leadership and Management Academy, a charter school in Miami. Pitbull helped open the academy, and is expected to announce plans for expansion, according to a press release.

Obviously, Scott wants a photo-op to make himself appear cool. Good luck with that. In Pitbull's defense, he has said interesting things about felons losing voting rights and the treatment of blacks in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Two Protesters Accuse Beyonce & Jay Z of Being Demons

I usually stay away from celebrity news but this was too good to pass up. Two Washington D.C. protesters accused Beyonce and Jay Z of being demons.

The Washington Afro-American newspaper spoke with Wade Montgomery and Rocky Twyman --founders of a group called Pray at the Pump, that asks for, and they say receives, divine intervention in the price of gasoline -- about their concerns.

Twyman told TheAfro that Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z are "virtually destroying our youth...If you go on the Internet, you’ll see stories about how they’re both part of the Illuminati and you can see Jay-Z’s use of the Satanic triangle symbol when he performs."

Part of me thinks these two protesters are punking people. This is too ridiculous to believe. These protesters make Pat Robertson sound reasonable.

Elena Kagan Endorsed by 2 Live Crew

In 1990, Elena Kagan filed an amicus brief for the RIAA on 2 Live Crew album Nasty As They Wanna Be. Kagan wrote that the album wasn't obscene because no one could feel a tingle between their legs after listening to such classics as Fuck Shop.

Nasty does not physically excite anyone who hears it, much less arouse a shameful and morbid sexual response.

2 Live Crew Frontman Luther Campbell has endorsed Kagan.

She is not going to let any person or group tell her what is right or wrong. Kagan will judge each case based on the law of the land. She has demonstrated she can protect the Constitution by doing the fine work she did to protect 2 Live Crew's freedom of speech.

This has to be the most awesome endorsement ever.

Rush Limbaugh v. Jay-Z

Rush Limbaugh gets weirder and weirder. Limbaugh has gotten himself into a feud with Jay-Z and makes the bizarre claim that President Barack Obama is literally after the penises of American males.

I would remind the rapper Jay Z; Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision. We had that yesterday. That means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama. I did not know I was on anybody's balls.

Conservatives have become obsessed with Obama and penises. Free Republic members want to know if Obama was circumcised. The Freepers believe Obama's penis is the key to finding out if the President was born in America.

hoosiermama:
The only other thing that hit me was that Sinclair said BO was not circumcised. When my son was born in a hospital that was done as a matter of routine without even consulting us. Would the same be for Hawaii? OTOH People born at home or in some other cultures are not circumcised.

thecodont:
A relative of mine was born (in a hospital) a couple of years after BO's alleged birth date. He was circumcised also (as a matter of routine, not according to any family request).

afraidfortherepublic:
My son was born in June of 1961 in a hospital in CA, and the nurses released us because of miscommunication in a day and a half before the circumcision was done. We had to go back to the doctor’s office to have it done a week later, and the doctor was NOT HAPPY. My second son was born in the same hospital 4 years later. I don’t remember them asking me about it. Routine procedure for little boys.

hoosiermama:
Wish we had someone to make a phone call to the hospitols in HI and ask if they routinely do circumcism and when that practice started.

MHGinTN:
You might want to make that call to a Canadian hospital ...

MHGinTN:
No...it would have been in Kenya....not Canada.

Natural Born 54
I am having a vision of a court room scene. The judge turns to O sitting in the witness chair to his left and says “I am sorry, Mr. President, but I am going to have to ask you to stand and drop trou .....”

hoosiermama:
More than likely an exam from a court appointed DR. :~)
Humiliating either way....caught by his own private parts....er something like that.

The homophobic and racist posters at Free Republic are obsessing about a black man's penis. This is too funny.

99 Problems But Michael Steele Ain't One

I love Michael Steele. The new RNC chair is an endless supply of comedy material. Steele pledges to make the Republican Party more hip hop. Didn't they try that and fail with Karl "MC" Rove?

"We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles," Steele told the Washington Times. "But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings."

"It will be avant garde, technically," he said of the new public relations team he's signing on. "It will come to the table with things that will surprise everyone - off the hook." He also added: "I don't do 'cutting-edge.' That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge."

I can not see College Republicans in a hip hop club. The exchanges about affirmative action would be painful. Rappers, such as Jay-Z, are huge Barack Obama supporters.



Jay-Z at a post-inauguration concert. I can't imagine Jay-Z or Kanye West performing for John McCain. Neither can the GOP establishment.

"I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one."