John "Kick Their Ass" Kerry

I laughed my ass off when this Raw Story article.

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) doesn't believe that Hillary Clinton has the inside track on the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination and says he would vigorously defend himself against new attacks by the Swift Boat team, according to an interview with The Examiner.

"I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other," said Kerry, in a strong hint that he intends to run for president once again.

Yes, he is going to kick the collective asses of an attack group that he waited too long to respond to. And a woman married to the best fundraiser in the Democratic party. The world trembles.

Hat tip to Pam Spalding.