Amanda Carpenter's Hysterical Tweet

We're likely keeping Benghazi terrorist on a ship instead of GTMO, a secure facility that's made for this http://t.co/WRzD2CaXYR

— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) June 17, 2014

Via Talking Points Memo: Ted Cruz speechwriter, Amanda Carpenter, somehow believes that Ahmed Abu Khatallah is going to overtake an entire Navy crew unarmed and swim to shore. Carpenter has been watching Under Siege one too many times.

Sacha Baron Cohen: In Search of a Terrorist

Sacha Baron Cohen tells David Letterman how an interview with a real terrorist was set up for the movie Bruno. Cohen asked a CIA contact to find a terrorst. The CIA doesn't know where the terrorists are. Sad but true.

Naked Brunch: Palin Hockey Hurrah

I'll be at my local Barack Obama Headquarters making phone calls to voters in battleground states all afternoon, so this is going to be the shortest, and sweetest, Naked Brunch EVER!  You can volunteer too.  All you need is a cell phone.