How to tell when they've got nothing

One headline now running at Satan Malkin's bloggegeddon:

President Glistening Pecs laughs at Jessica Simpson’s weight problem

Generally the more pathetic wingnut headlines are, the less of an actual story they have. I would say this is rock bottom, but we've still got (at least) four more years for Satan Malkin and her ilk keep digging -- and keep us laughing.