How Republicans Plan to Win in 2010

Republicans need to get Michael Steele's and Bobby Jindal's "off-the-hook" message more television time. Bristol Palin is helping spread the social conservative message that abstinence-only sex education is the only solution. If we learned anything, is that teenagers will always obey adults when told not to have sex.

What makes the Republican Party stronger than Democrats is when Republicans point out the political shortcomings of their 2012 presidential candidates.

"Remember, it was the base that rejected Mitt because of his switch on pro-life, from pro-choice to pro-life," Steele told the caller. "It was the base that rejected Mitt because it had issues with Mormonism. It was the base that rejected Mitt because they thought he was back and forth and waffling on those very economic issues you're talking about."

"So, I mean, I hear what you're saying, but before we even got to a primary vote, the base had made very clear they had issues with Mitt because if they didn't, he would have defeated John McCain in those primaries in which he lost," Steele concluded.

It helps the RNC Chairman's credibility to recant his statement on Romney.

"Chairman Steele regrets the way his comments have been interpreted," Republican National Committee spokeswoman Gail Gitcho said in a statement.

"Chairman Steele believes Mitt Romney is a respected and influential voice in the Republican Party and looks to his leadership and ideas to help move our party and our nation in the right direction."

Scientific theories can be tested to be proven or disproven. Religious and philosophical theories can not be proven in laboratory settings. Republican Bobby Jindal understands the best way to educate children and keep America a competitive industrial nation is to promote intelligent design as science. It matters not how many scientific organizations have rejected intelligent design as a science.



Republicans continue to comprehend that their support for Dick Cheney and torture policies will help the future of the party. Cheney's soaring 13 percent approval rating and people skills. It is common knowledge it is more productive to defend a no-longer-serving Vice-President of potential criminal offensives than to make attempts at crafting policy. It is better to be the Party Playing Political Defense than the Party of Ideas.

You Say You Don't Want Evolution

Bill Foster is a potential St. Petersburg mayoral candidate. Foster is upset over Governor Charlie Crist and the State Board of Education proposing teaching evolution and biological diversity. Foster wants high school science teachers to teach creatism, as a possible option. Foster fails to explain how this will produce the next generation of scientists to compete with other industrial nations. Instead, Foster blames science for Nazi genocide and the Columbine murders.

One of the Columbine shooters wrote this on his website, "You know what I love? Natural selection! It's the best thing that ever happened to the Earth. Getting rid of the stupid and weak organisms." This sick young man wore a T-shirt with the words "Natural selection" at the times of the murders, and carried out his killing spree on the birth date of Adolf Hitler. All of this took place at the very school where he was taught evolution and Darwin's theory of natural evolution.

The last politician that made a career out of expoloiting the Columbine tragedy is the disgraced Tom Delay. Foster is so insecure in his religious beliefs that he makes the most simplistic of arguments. Members of white supremist groups and Al-Qaeda consider themselves deeply religious. To make the argument that all religious people are violent thugs is utterly dishonest. Foster would be up in arms about such statements. He has no problem accusing biology teachers of producing murderers.

Foster has no understanding how science works evolution is a theory that can be scientificly tested. Intelligent design can not be proven in a laboratory.

To be certain, racism is not a scientific theory, but it is a large part of evolution, and if allowed to go unchecked, we may be damned to repeat history.

Let me get this straight: stronger predators eat weaker animals because of racism. Animals do not even have a concerpt of racism. A dog chases a cat because it sees a fury little chew toy. That is natural selection. Hitler and the Colombine killers used Darwin's theory to justify their racism.

Side note: Darwin was a horrible racist. Darwin's Beagle survey gave the scientific community an understanding of how life evolved. Fundamentalists hate evolution because their literal interpretation of the Bible makes no mention of dinosaurs and primates. They dare not question Christian theory that women was created from Adam's rib.

Why Mommy Is A Democrat

Wingnuts from Wizbang to (surprise) Free Republic say the book Why Mommy Is A Democrat is hysterical. Why then do people who find something humorous say the cruelest things?

jellybean

I notice the elephant is about to run down the homeless guy.
Wonder how many raging elephants are roaming the streets of our major cities.

Inyarear

Dhimmicrats make sure that all children have to go to school so that teachers can rape them and bullies can murder them, just like Mommy does.

GaijinBiker

And does anyone else find it interesting that Momma Squirrel is apparently a single mother?

BW2221

Because mommy is a Democrat, her child probably doesn't even exist to read the book. She probably had him/her aborted.

Beth

Democrats hide their stash on the children, just like their crack-whore Mommy does. (So that big bad elephant cop won't haul her off to jail again?)

QueenBee3

Democrat has become the religion of choice for these people. It's not just a political party, but a dogma.

I enjoy politically incorrect humor just ass much as the next guy. I even find Dennis Miller funny. What I quoted above is not humor. It is hate speech. These same people who post anonymously on the internet would not dare talk this way publicly amongst strangers.

"But just because Ann Coulter should be allowed, by law, to say whatever she wants to whichever audience chooses to invite her," wrote Wizbang blogger Jeff Harrell. "So also should she be held responsible for saying things that do more harm than good." Harrell should read the comments in Wizbang before he condems another conservative for an ethic slur he agrees with. Harrell is more concerned with Coulter hurting business than preaching hate.

There are many reasons why Mommy could want to be a Democrat. It is strange that Republicans who love fetuses fail to adopt. John McCain adopted a girl from Bangladesh. The Senator was attacked for his act of kindness.

A lot of phone calls were made by people who said we should be very ashamed about her, about the color of her skin. Thousands and thousands of calls from people to voters saying "You know the McCains have a black baby" I believe that there is a special place in hell for people like those.

Journalist John Sugg adopted five siblings.

While going through the adoption process, I discovered an interesting fact. Rich folks don't often adopt poor kids. There are exceptions - we met a Tampa physician during our adoption process, and later I befriended a Florida politician who had to lie about sexual orientation in order to rescue a child from DCF's clutches.

In mandatory pre-adoption classes, my wife and I found ourselves in the sometimes awkward status of being the only would-be parents who were sorta upper middle class. As became clear, when the wealthy adopt, they seek out infants from private agencies - or the really trendy spend enough money to support a herd of foster children by going to places such as China in search of cute toddlers.

The Republican-controlled Congress cut 12.7 billion to student loans. Most mothers would tell you they want their tykes to get a college degree. Kansas State sophomore Tiffany Cooper asked the President about the cuts. Bush said, "We are not cutting money out of it." Think Progress has a video of Bush asking his aide for answers. That's not the kind of response that makes Mommy happy.

Mommy would tell you that Democrats aren't about dogma. Only one party pushes that the big bang is a theory. Only one party has leader who thinks intelligent design should be taught as science.

Best of all: Democrats won the female vote in 2000 and 2004. Mommy sure does like the Donkey Party. No matter what wingnuts say, women do vote Democrats.