Best Craigslist Ad Ever

This is awesome.

Are you a fan of sparsely-attended political rallies, miniature American flags made in China, and fiscal policies that shortchange American seniors?

Are you so wildly unpopular that standing next to the guy who the majority of Americans have rejected for ending Medicare will make YOU look good?

Have we got the event for you. This Sunday, join Congressman Paul Ryan for Sunday's Kenosha Civic Veterans Parade. Because let's face it, otherwise, he'll be all by himself.

Taxbreaks for millionaires and billionaires who come! Mini flags for everyone else. Hope to see you there!

Don't forget to bring your copy of "Atlas Shrugged." I'm sure Ayn Rand fan Ryan will sign it. The best part is there won't be a long line to meet Ryan.

Dumbass of the Day

Potential terrorists beware: if you are looking for a bomb it is not wise to post this tidbit of information of Craigslist. The terrorist in question is Jansson S. Wheeler. He is 76-year-old, blind and was turned in by his assisted living aide.

A serious side to the story is Wheeler planned on sending the bomb to a man involved with his estranged wife. Wheeler is old but it is best the authorites got to him before he could hurt someone.