Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Meet the Kappa Beta Phi of Wall Street

Journalist Kevin Roose infiltrated the party of the Wall Street secret society Kappa Beta Phi. What Roose found is Wall Street titans gleefully making fun of woman, gays and how they got bailout money after the economy crashed in 2008.

The new inductees to Kappa Beta Phi had to dress in drag. Remember, these are the people Republicans say are too heavily taxed because they are job creators.

Paul Queally, of Welsh, Carson, Anderson, & Stowe, brought Ted Virtue, of MidOcean Partners, for a Q and A that involved telling sexist jokes about Hillary Clinton.

Q: “What’s the biggest difference between Hillary Clinton and a catfish?” A: “One has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a fish”

Queally also told a homophobic joke about former Congressman Barney Frank.

Q: “What’s the biggest difference between Barney Frank and a Fenway Frank?” A: “Barney Frank comes in different-size buns”

Investment banker Warren Stephens sang a reworked version of Dixie on how Wall Street went to the Federal Reserve for money after they blew up the economy.

“In Wall Street land we’ll take our stand, said Morgan and Goldman. But first we better get some loans, so quick, get to the Fed, man.”

The new inductees sang a reworked version of "I Believe" from The Book of Mormom. In this version God was going to give these future Masters of the Universe seven figure bonuses.

“I believe that God has a plan for all of us. I believe my plan involves a seven-figure bonus.”

Roose was discovered recording the dinner party. Alexandra Lebenthal, President & CEO, Lebenthal & Co, LLC, and investor Wilbur Ross attempted to bribe Roose into killing his story.

But the extent of their worry wasn’t made clear until Ross offered himself up as a source for future stories in exchange for my cooperation.

“I’ll pick up the phone anytime, get you any help you need,” he said.

“Yeah, the people in this group could be very helpful,” Lebenthal chimed in. “If you could just keep their privacy in mind.”

There are very powerful people in the financial industry in Kappa Beta Phi. They make jokes about receiving bailout money. The americans that lost their jobs and homes didn't get billions of dollars from the federal government.

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Elizabeth Warren Destroys CNBC

CNBC loves backing Wall Street and the big banks. People are becoming aware of this and CNBC's ratings are tanking.

The Squawk Box attempted to tear Elizabeth Warren for proposing to bring back the Glass-Steagall Act. That would mean the commercial and investment banks would be separated. Obviously, the Street does not like this and CNBC was going to defend the status quo. The Squawk Box was at a loss when Warren pointed out there was no major financial the crash when the Glass-Steagall Act was in place. Charles P. Pierce of Esquire summed it up best.

My god, this is a kicking of the ass. Sooner or later, they're going to realize that you really do have to bring the A-game on this stuff to the Senior Senator, or she is going to smile her Okie smile and the hook is going to come off the jab and, as the great Jimmy Breslin once put it, you will leave the ring in a blanket. She does mean business. Someone should start to believe that.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Trillion Dollar Sellout/Bailout

Matt Taibbi has a must-read article with a great rundown of the “Armageddon” of lawsuits banks face from states, counties, and investors due to their sale of fraudulent Mortgage Backed Securities [MBS].

[I]f you add up all of the MBS-related liability out there, the banks as it stands are facing an Armageddon of claims from all sides. It can’t possibly be less than a trillion dollars, and it’s probably much, much more.

This is important to know because, in Washington, Obama is busy working on a deal to sell us out to the bankers.

But the Obama administration’s current plan [the foreclosure settlement deal] is to let them all walk after paying a few shekels apiece into a $20 billion kitty.

That’s $20 billion combined from all the big banks, by the way — not $20 billion from each.

At a bare minimum, the Obama administration needs to push for strong regulations to stop this kind of Wall Street excess from happening again. Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing big banks broken up into smaller, not-too-big-to-fail banks so this ridiculous merger graph can, again, be seen in reverse:

Indeed, going back to Taibbi:

If the Obama administration was serious about helping actual human beings through this settlement, then it would be fighting for homeowners to get the same bailout the banks would get. If the banks are getting a trillion or more dollars of legal immunity, why shouldn’t homeowners get that much debt forgiveness? Or, half that much? A quarter?

For anyone who wonders why activists are occupying Wall St., and dozens of other locations, look no further. And who anyone who wonders if this movement will benefit the Obama administration, again, look no further.

And for anyone who accuses common sense proposals like regulation and antitrust actions against the current banking system is somehow “socialist” or even from the political left, screw you. Get a couple brain cells to fucking rub together.

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Saturday, June 04, 2011

Homeowners Strike Back Against Bank of America

Via Raw Story: Maureen and Warren Nyerges paid for their house in cash. They never had a mortgage. Bank of America still tried to foreclose on their home. The couple fought Bank of America in court for a year and a half. The judge eventually dropped the case and ordered Bank of America to pay Nyerges' $2,534 legal fees. Bank of America didn't pay up. The Nyerges decided to take action.


The Nyerges' attorney, Todd Allen, showed up at the bank, along with moving trucks and deputies, demanding that they be allowed to seize property to pay off the debt the bank owed to the Nyerges.

"Having two Sheriff's deputies sitting across your desk, and a lawyer standing behind them, demanding whatever assets are in the bank can be intimidating," said Allen. "But, so is having your home foreclosed on when it wasn't right."

After an hour-long standoff, the bank cut the Nyerges a check. Allen called the turned-tables situation "sweet justice."


Maureen and Warren Nyerges should have never even had their house foreclosed on. The defunct law firm David J. Stern is under investigation for falsifying foreclosure documents. Rolling Stone reporter Matt Taibbi wrote about Florida's "rocket docket" court with judges that don't read foreclosure documents. How can there be any doubt that banks are illegally kicking people out of their homes.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Fiscal Illness

"That Wall Street view of itself as a victim has prompted much of the private murmurings and the unfortunate — or worse — outburst from Stephen A. Schwarzman, who likened the administration’s plan for taxes on private equity to “when Hitler invaded Poland in 1939.” Mr. Schwarzman later apologized for the “inappropriate analogy.”

Now Mr. Loeb, who manages about $3.4 billion at his firm, Third Point Partners, has articulated in a more thoughtful way what a lot of others in finance and business are saying.

“We have given a great deal of thought about the impact that public policy has on individual companies, industries and the economy generally,” he said. Third Point has sold its investments in big banks as a result of “regulatory headwinds”; got rid of its stake in Wellpoint, which Mr. Loeb described as “a statistically cheap stock owned by several hedge funds, but which we saw as being overly exposed to unpredictable government regulation”; and taken a short position against for-profit education companies as a result of “the government’s increased willingness to use its regulatory muscle.”

Mr. Loeb’s views, irrespective of their validity, point to a bigger problem for the economy: If business leaders have a such a distrust of government, they won’t invest in the country. And perception is becoming reality."

- "Why Wall Street Donors Are Deserting Obama", New York Times

Translation into English: Wall Street investors were perfectly OK with holding equities in banks that over-leveraged themselves to the point where they almost brought down the entire American economic system. If the government hadn't stepped in to remove debt from balance sheets of the banks, their financial house of cards would have collapsed. But when that very same government wants to regulate the banks so unstable situations like this never happen again, then Wall Street investors step back and say, "Woah! It's too risky to invest in banks, and it's all Obama's fault!

Of those who think this makes sense, exactly what mental illness do they suffer from?

While my political stances remained on the left, as I've progressed through adulthood, my notions for taking action in politics have shifted from the hard left to more moderate positions. In early adulthood, I took the easy way out: If everyone just believed what I believed, then society would be great! But as I grew up, I realized many people were never going to harbor the same positions I have. That's just the way it is.

Many of those people, it turns out, have lots of money.

For a society to function properly, everyone must play nice with each other. I may not agree with the lifestyles of those who think they need to make multi-millions of dollars per year to be happy, but my personal biases against them shouldn't infringe upon their rights. And this is a good thing.

Under the capitalist system we teach school children that we purportedly live under, those who want to be millionaires create jobs for the rest of us. They get to be super rich because we work for them, and in turn, I get a house, car, 3.4 kids, and big ass TV with one zillion cable channels out of the deal. (This deal hasn't shaken out well for me. So far, I got the car, but people keep hitting it.) This is the unwritten social contract of the American dream. It's certainly not the deal that Marx wanted, but hey -- fuck him and his cat. I'll take the deal. And I'm willing to play nice with those I disagree with if they keep up their end of the deal.

Society risks breaking down, though, when the rich choose not to keep up their end of the deal. The rich have every right to make as much money as they want. But what happens when the investment behavior of the rich becomes reckless? Well, we all should know what happens because we're living through it right now.

The passage I quoted from the New York Times is only quotable because of its surreal quality. Read it over a couple more times. Swish it around in your brain for a couple minutes. Ask yourself if the comedic ethics of Monty Python took over American society when our backs were turned?

Remind yourself that the previous sentence I wrote is a serious question.

If the New York Times has summarized the mindset of Wall Street investors -- and I'm afraid they have -- then Wall Street is certifiably nuts. But the Street holds the money; hence the power. For any economic legislation to be effective, it must address Wall Street greed encroaching into the right of employment for willing working class Americans. In short, legislation must combat Wall Street's attempt to erode the social contract which insures the American dream. Why? Because, despite what the investors on Wall Street think, they can't make as much money as the middle class is employed and happy.

One day, maybe Wall Street will realize that they need us as much as we need them.

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