Gonzales Hammered by 6th Grader

BWAH! HA! HA!
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Even the cakewalk photo-ops are turning into a nightmare for the White House.

A 12-year-old at the other end of the table had a question. "What do you think about the war?" he asked.

Gonzales put down his hamburger. "One thing you have to remember is that sometimes people have to die so we can all live in freedom. That's always been the case."

"I think they should end the war," Maurice said.

"You know what, I think everybody wants the war to end as soon as possible," Gonzales said. "I really do. Nobody wants young American soldiers to die, including the president."

"If the president made us go to war with Iraq, why doesn't he go over there and fight the war?" Christian May asked.

An aide to the Attorney General asked "suggested" to a reporter to leave so the two could talk privately. Translation: my guy is getting killed by a 12 year-old. I need to get the press out of her ASAP. Even Scott McClellan didn't have to deal with this level of humiliation.