Write A Caption: Donald Trump

Here is a person The Donald kissed. Rudy Giuliani, come on down.

Write A Caption: Alex Jones Edition

Conspiracy nuts, here is your hero Alex Jones in all his glory. #AlexJones #wingnut #wingnuts #progressive #liberal #funnybecaiseitstrue #funny #humor #comedy #crazy

A photo posted by Michael Hussey (@pushingrope1) on Jun 6, 2015 at 4:44pm PDT

Why does anyone take this man seriously?

Write A Caption: Bill O'Reilly Edition

I think Carly Simon's You're So Vain is the perfect soundtrack for Billo.

Write a Caption: President Bush & King Abdullah

The conservative blogosphere and Fox News would lose their collective shit if President Barack Obama took a photo like this with the King of a Middle East country.

Write A Caption: Rick Scott & Chris Christie Edition

"Chris, I watched this Marlon Brando movie and I got some ideas on how we can use butter."

Write A Caption: Katy Perry Super Bowl Edition

Jeff Turner noticed Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime outfit had amazing similarities to Will Ferrell's costume in Blades Of Glory.

Write A Caption: John Boehner

Sighing Boehner

A photo posted by Luke Russert (@lukerussert) on Jan 7, 2015 at 12:02pm PST

It is unbelievable how orange John Boehner is in this picture.

Write A Caption: Rick Scott & Pitbull

Now why didn't I get an invitation for this? Kathleen McGrory reports that Gov. Rick Scott helped rapper Pitfall celebrate his birthday. Perhaps Scott talked to Pitbull about how the hip hop artist got porn Kennedy Leigh to be in his music video for Don't Stop the Party.

The elected officials will join Pitbull around 11 a.m. at the Sports Leadership and Management Academy, a charter school in Miami. Pitbull helped open the academy, and is expected to announce plans for expansion, according to a press release.

Obviously, Scott wants a photo-op to make himself appear cool. Good luck with that. In Pitbull's defense, he has said interesting things about felons losing voting rights and the treatment of blacks in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Write A Caption: Tea Party Edition

Will someone please get the tea party spell check.

Two Guys Who Will Never Be President

Today's conservative eye candy for the ladies. Rick Scott and Chris Christie both get hot and bothered every time voters ask them about the minimum wage. Never mind that wages haven't kept up with economic growth in America. #eyecandy #RickScott #ChrisChristie #BringingUnsexyBack #minimumwage #poverty #funny #humor #comedy #Florida #NewJersey #economy #wages #incomeinequality #wingnuts #liberal #progressive #politics #elections #corruption #jerks

A photo posted by Michael Hussey (@pushingrope1) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:55am PDT

Rick Scott campaigned today with fellow minimum wage increase hater Chris Christie today. Scott's idea of a secret weapon is a Governor under a massive corruption investigation.

Write A Caption: Rick Scott and Vanilla Ice Edition

Jaime Fuller reported that Vanilla Ice and Rick Scott hit it off. Scott was even grooving to the Ice Man's music. I'm speechless.

Funny Quote of the Day

Pat Robertson isn't going to do that. I wonder why the very conservative Robertson has so many Facebook friends posting gay kissing photos. Makes you wonder.

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Preach it GRandma.

Write A Caption: John Boehner and His Monkey

The toy monkey was given to John Boehner as a gift. Boehner says he feels like a wind-up monkey with his busy schedule.

"Every 15 to 30 minutes, they come in and wind me up and I do my thing," Boehner says in the video.

Write A Caption: Newspaper Edition

Be careful how you stack those newspapers.

Write A Caption: John Stemberger Edition

Anyone else see the problem with noted gay marriage basher John Stemberger wearing a "God Over Money" T-shirt while standing in front of his Lexus? Stemberger posted this comedy masterpiece on Twitter. Stemberger is a fan of ant-gay rights rapper Bizzle. I never heard the song since I don't hangout with Christian Right hipsters. Joe Jervis explains.

Florida hate group leader and fly champagne Lexus owner John Stemberger is referring to Bizzle, the rapper who was so outraged by the weddings at this year's Grammys that he issued a parody of Macklemore's Same Love in which he compared homosexuality to pedophilia and mental retardation with a bonus reference to Down Syndrome for extra Christian Love™ points. Courageous and godly!

I look forward to Stemberger discovering the Christian lyrics of NWA.

Write A Caption: Rick Perry

Nothing says responsible gun owner like pointing a gun at an angle that could shoot someone.

Write A Caption: Newt Gingrich Edition

I don't think I ever seen a photo that better summed up the political career of Newt Gingrich.

Write A Caption: Rush

This photo of the band Rush is hysterical. Dave Grohl made fun of the photo when he inducted Rush into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.