Understanding the Right

Progressives are confused as to why conservatives were not protesting spending during the Bush administration. Understanding conservatives is easy. Ever been in a bar and listen to drunk people have a slurring conversation? No one can understand what is said, except the drunks. During the Tampa Bay Lightning's Tanley Cup run, a drunk guy kept saying how the Lightning was going to blow the game. When the Lightning won, the guy slammed his hand on the bar to declare, "I told you the Lightning is going to win!" My jaw dropped. The bartender and I started laughing.

Libertarians are the most asshole parts of liberals and conservatives in one package. Nothing pleases me less than chronic potheads that always bitch how the system is against them. No, you just don't like paying taxes. There is no mysterious Man that spends every waking moment plotting to raise your subscription to High Times. So stop whining.