Tom Delay Plays Oxford

Tom Delay debuted his standup comedy act at Oxford, England. The Hammer was a smash.

Delay on Hillary Clinon.

DeLay warned that a Clinton victory would result in higher taxes and bloated government. He also said she would seek to create a British-style publicly funded health care system, a prediction that was met with thunderous applause.

Delay added the zinger.

"By the way, there's no one denied health care in America. There are 47 million people who don't have health insurance, but no American is denied health care in America," he said to derisive laughter.

Comedy skills like that can't be taught. I have seen the future of comedy and it's Tom Delay.