Conservative Hunk Saturday: Rudy Giuliani

Rudy loves enhanced techniques and for a woman to get her hands on his legs. Like professional wrestlers and male strippers, this terrorism ass kicker knows how to shave away all those manly areas.

Ladies, you can go out shopping for shoes or have passionate marathon with American's Mayor. He can can take you to the same apartment Bernard Kerik boinked Judith Regan.

You will lie on the bed as America's Mayor comes out of the bathroom wearing his sexist teddy. His bald spot will be glistening. He will whisper the name of his latest mistress into your ear. You won't care because you you will be overcome with desire. You will grab him and say, "Take me you be stallion."