Randall Tobias Resigns

Via Mustang Bobby. Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias is looking for a new job.

Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation.

That first paragraph just screams family values.

The U.S. Global AIDS Coordinator Randall Tobias has responded by saying that the US HIV prevention message could be characterised as 'ABC', which stands for Abstain, Be faithful, use Condoms, in that order. However, he has also commented that "statistics show that condoms really have not been very effective".

Looks like someone forgot the A in his ABC. He doesn't score well on B.

Reached by telephone, Tobias' wife, Marianne, said Tobias was not available and she could not comment on whether his departure was related to the escort service.
"I'm very sorry, but I cannot make any comment," Marianne Tobias said.

Anyone want a wager on if Tobias truly doesn't believe condoms are effective when getting "massages"?