The Lord Speeds In Mysterious Ways

This is my favorite story of the week.

Melissa Miller drove 100 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. Miller gave the police a very interesting reason for her speeding.

After she was stopped, an officer quoted her as saying she was speeding "because I was letting the Lord spirit guide me," according to a police report. She attributed her lengthy horn blowing to "the Lord telling me to do it."

Unfortunately for Miller the Lord wanted the police officer to arrest her.