Budget Bitching Open Thread

I know it's the 100th anniversary of Reagan's birthday, but I think Obama took the celebrations overboard when he offered a budget that was Ronnie's wet dream. And for anyone who didn't think social service programs would stare down massive cuts after we elected a "progressive" to office, Uncle Barry's just said "SURPRIIISSSSEEE!"

I think the worst thing about this administration is Obama's willingness to take so much off the table before anteing up. Obama's budget is supposed to be the first bargaining chip in a battle where his Republican opponents will be huge crybabies no matter what he does. Obama could give Republicans everything they want -- no taxes ever again, a huge military that uses nuclear weapons during invasions, Christianity mandated by law with government subsidies for forced conversions of the unwilling, deathrow for abortion doctors and anyone deemed a "faggot", and Rush Limbaugh gets all the teenage sex and OxyC pills he wants -- and the Republicans would still say Obama is a Muslim socialist who wants to place us under shari`a law and make man/woman marriage illegal. I don't know if Obama has been asleep for the past 25 years, but THIS IS WHAT THE REPUBLICANS DO! This is the same party that led impeachment hearings over A BLOWJOB! A FUCKING BLOWJOB!!!

You know those things teenagers get in a Burger King bathroom? Apparently, they're unconstitutional! Oh, BTW, "Burger King" is not in the Constitution either, so they're also unconstitutional.

So, why in God's name would Obama offer up a budget that gives the Republicans what they want when EVERYBODY AND THEIR FUCKING MOTHER knows how the Republicans will react? Why take all your bargaining chips off the table before negotiations have begun? Why? Is Obama stupid, fucking stupid, of fucking sheep?

Sigh...

I vented. Your turn.