Quote of the Day

"Suddenly the pouting sex kitten gave way to Diana the Huntress. She rolled onto him and somehow was sitting athwart his crest, her knees pinning his shoulders. 'Tell me, or I will make you do terrible things,' she hissed."

Newt Gingrich, from his fiction Novel "1945."

I'm sure PR readers are going to rush to the nearest bookstore to buy Gingrich's literary masterpiece. To save time check the discount bins first.