The Power of Shakespalin

The Washington Post declared Shakespalin a new language. Who am I to disagree. I have been making attempts to learn this new tongue. Here are my attempts.

Let the oil flow, crack open the Deep Horizon, and spill on all the seeds from which ungrateful liberals grow.

Refudiate is the word, sir.

To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.

They have been great feast of languages, but none so mighty as Shakespalin.

Friends, Romans, Mama Grizzlies, lend me your tweets.