Quote of the Day

"By the way, just so you know, this show has won so many science awards, sometimes we get talking about high-falutin science things like this, and people are like, “What are you talkin’ about?” So let me break it down. Carbon dioxide is basically this. (Exhales.) Look at how much pollution I just put out."

Glenn Beck, admitting he emits on-air pollution.

Beck truly is a walking punchline. What is up with the "won so many science awards" quote? Are these science awards next to Bill O'Reilly's imaginary Peabody awards?