Top 20 Job Prospects for George W. Bush: #14

#20 and #19, #18, #17 , #16 , #15.

#14. Gag writer for Zippy The Pinhead, or Fox News Reporter?

"If a frog broadsides a Mercedes Benz, who pays the damages?"

"I'm watching two dogs drink out of a glass of ice water, and it's none of my business why they are still here."