Conservative Hunk Saturday: Alan Greenspan

The mature facial lines and smart glasses make women fantasize about Alan Greenspan walking up to them on the beach. Women can imagine soaking up some rays and a speedo-clad Greenspan rubbing suntan lotion on them. Alan will cue up some Barry White and drive the ladies crazy with his smooth talk about credit lending.

Ladies, listen to Barry White sing and imagine Greenspan's hot breath on your neck.