Great Moments In Conservative Punditry

Peer Review is always good for the occasional comedy masterpiece. Mr. G's praise for Alan Keyes is a gem.

As I've mentioned on numerous occasions before, I am a HUGE Keyes fan. There is currently no other candidate I would rather vote for than Alan Keyes. He is a man of character, conviction and brilliance as well as a tremendous communicator.

If coming off as crazy means great communication skills than Mr. G is correct. This exchange with Mike Signorile is the kind of bigotry that scares people away from the GOP.

Mike Signorile: "So Mary Cheney is a selfish hedonist, is that it?"

Alan Keyes: "Of course she is. That goes by definition. Of course she is."

Mike Signorile: "I don't think Dick Cheney would like to hear that about his daughter."

Alan Keyes: "He may or may not like to hear the truth, but it can be spoken."

Alan Keyes carpetbagged in Illinois and got trounced by Barack Obama. The latter won 70 percent of the popular vote. Keyes called Obama a "socialist and a liar" and that Jesus Christ would not vote for Obama. Keyes ignores the fact that Christ did not meddle in political affairs of the Roman Empire.

Would Jesus approve of Keyes throwing his lesbian daughter Maya out of the house?

Now Maya Keyes -- liberal, lesbian and a little lost -- finds herself out on her own. She says her parents -- conservative commentator and perennial candidate Alan Keyes and his wife, Jocelyn -- threw her out of their house, refused to pay her college tuition and stopped speaking to her.

Maya, 19, says her parents cut her off because of who she is -- "a liberal queer." Tomorrow, she will take her private dispute with her dad into the open. She is scheduled to make her debut as a political animal, speaking at a rally in Annapolis sponsored by Equality Maryland, the state's gay rights lobby.

This is the kind of candidate the Peer Review crowd wants. Are the majority of Americans hedonists or do they find Keyes repulsive? Mr. G should answer that question for his readers.