I have had a distressingly large number of reader e-mails on the lines of the following:
So they're against "the Use of Music as Torture?" Really? You mean they've decided to oppose "American Idol?"
Look, that’s not funny!
Okay, if you replace “American Idol” with “The Celine Dion Christmas Album”…
Steyn didn't feel that was insensitive enough. He took a shot at Andrew Sullivan's homosexuality.
Anyway, Andrew Sullivan walks up to this ethnomusicologist and says, “Do you know Bush is using sleep deprivation at Gitmo?” And the ethnomusicologist says, “No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll play it on my bone flute.”
This is what passing for punditry daily at The Corner.
Update: Read this post on why I stand by my assessment of Steyn's post.
What does anything in Steyn's posting have to do with homosexuality? Are all ethnomusicologists, you know, "playing for the other team?"
ReplyDeleteI guess this is what passes for keen observation on Pushing a Rope.
Craig--
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. I'm still looking for the homophobic content in Steyn's post. And here I thought it was just some wacky ethnomusicologist humor that I wasn't getting. Silly me.
The "do you know..." question was interpreted by the ethnomusicologist as a "do you know the tune..." It's an old joke. Conservatives - they can tell jokes! Surprise!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those classic hoping-to-be-offended moments, isn't it? Although I'm sure you were on the front lines defending Kerry during his botched-joke disaster.
FYI, "bone flute" has an alternative meaning in some circles (NSFW): http://www.urbandictionary.com/
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Now the question is, did Steyn know about this alternative meaning when he wrote the original post (thereby getting a "homophobic" double entendre in), or did the critic assume he knew this meaning and meant it in that vein when in actuality he simply chose an "unfortunate" instrument with respect to his subject's proclivities?
As both craig & april apparently were unfamiliar with this jargon by their posts, it is indeed a vivid lesson in perception based upon one's culture (or lack thereof).
Q: How many enthnomusicologists does it take to thumbscrew in a lightbulb?
ReplyDeleteA: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Once again, liberals are proving John Podhoretz's point in his joke above that they are a bunch of humorless harpies. I suppose Mark Steyn should have just ignored Andrew Sullivan (like I do), but he took the bait.
You moonbat lefties should look for thinly veiled traces of racism in Steyn's joke too. I'm suuuuure it's there.
So any reference to homosexuality is by definition homophobic? That is, if it's coming from someone you disagree with?
ReplyDeleteAmerican idol and Celine Dion are pretty gay.
ReplyDeleteSilly me! Here I am, thinking "skin flute" and "flesh horn" the only musical instrument-inspired replacements for penis... and invoking such was obviously homophobic? Well shut my mouth! I never knew that.
ReplyDeleteAs Freud wanted to say, "sometimes a FLUTE is just, well, a flute."
You *might* have a point had Steyn said "I'll play it on YOUR bone flute," which would be a reference to Sullivan's homosexuality. But he didn't. He said *my* bone flute which, if anything, would be a reference to autofellatio.
ReplyDeleteYou're really looking too hard for subtext. A bone flute is a crude musical instrument, and just the type of thing that an ethnomusicologist would study. Just Google "ethnomusicologist 'bone flute'" and you'll see.
Bone flute seems like a musical instrument right out of the ethnomusicology handbook--just like Howard Banister's igneous rocks.
ReplyDeleteHow silly.
ReplyDeleteBone flute didn't have any double meaning.
In my opinion, you're going off half-cocked on this.
by my assessment. The National Review isn't known for their love of gays and lesbians. See John Derbyshire.
ReplyDeleteAh, so it's guilt by association. Is that one of the tenet's of liberalism?
ReplyDeleteMark did his best to bring a little humor into our lives and while he may not be the funniest guy or know his musical instruments all that well, we'd all do well to remember what the Zen philosopher Basha once wrote: "A flute without holes is not a flute and a doughnut without a hole is a Danish". Funny guy.
ReplyDeleteCome on, Mark Steyn is a well known racist a little to the right of Tom Tancredo. This is the same Mark Steyn who referred to most Mexicans as rapists and murderers. It is not a stretch to assume that he is homophobic as well.
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