Totally Awesome Bush Trip to Florida
"The president has a lot to do. For him to show up here with the SWAT team on the roof and the Secret Service guys, that’s awesome."
Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden
The Decider tossed a football with Chris Simms. He also gave the team a pep talk.
"Never give up," Bush told reporters of what is pep talk was about. That is almost as inspirational as his speech at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. America was in shock by 9-11. The Decider needed to provide his unique eloquence.
Go down to Disney World in Florida, take your families and enjoy life the way we want it to be enjoyed."
Bush also had time to have a silly picture moment with Michael Pittman.
Can't. stop. staring. at. muscle.
Bush then gave a speech on behave of Gus Bilirakis. Bush talked about protecting the Florida coast from offshore drilling, keeping prescription medicine prices down and getting off of oil. If Bush was competing in Last Comic Standing, he would have slayed them. Instead, he was speaking to loyalists. The few people who take him seriously. Where else could he not utter this line and not generate laughs.
I'm proud to be here with Congresswoman Katherine Harris, running for the United States Senate.
Next was a fundraiser for Charlie Crist. Bush told the crowd that the war in Iraq "is hard work." The President compares WWII with the war on terrorism. The Decider notes that we once were at war with Japan. Things changed because "Japan adopted a Japanese-style democracy." And that would be a feudal systems of samurai controlling regions? Unknown to the Decider, Japan's government is based on Britain's parliamentary system.