Republican kids don't have a place to hangout now that Jack Abramoff's restaurant Signatures closed.
“It doesn’t seem as if GOPers have latched on to a new hangout yet,” one Republican press secretary said. “Maybe we will have to try to take over traditional Dem stronghold Stetsons. I wonder how long it would take for them to notice that their crowd became clean-shaven and well-dressed. If that doesn’t work, Benihana’s in Georgetown is the likely backup.”
If the Abramoff scandal was really bipartisan then why do only Republicans frequent his restaurant? The Washington media won't cover that since the Inside Baseball facts would show how out of touch the Beltway is with the rest of America.
Hat tip to Jesse.