Best First Paragraph of the Day

The LA Clippers and Power Line have one thing in common. Both never fail to fail miserably.

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

It must be strange to be Power Line. Bloggers of extraordinary hacksmanship and partisan-thinking approaching satire. Fortunately, many people have noticed. They are like great political pundits unveiling one masterpiece after another.