Saturday, January 12, 2013

Satanists Hold Rally for Dark Lord Rick Scott

This is the greatest news story ever. Satanists will hold a rally thanking Gov. Rick Scott for signing Senate Bill 98. The law allows for a inspirational message to be delivered at a school assembly.

The Satanic Temple will hold the rally at the Governor's Office on January 25th. The Satanic Temple will pitch (I kid you not) their message of Satanic compassion.

“[We believe] that God is supernatural and thus outside of the sphere of the physical. God’s perfection means that he cannot interact with the imperfect corporeal realm. Because God cannot intervene in the material world, He created Satan to preside over the universe as His proxy. Satan has the compassion and wisdom of an angel. Although Satan is subordinate to God, he is mankind’s only conduit to the dominion beyond the physical. In addition, only Satan can hear our prayers and only Satan can respond. While God is beyond human comprehension, Satan desires to be known and knowable. Only in this way can there be justice and can life have meaning,” The Satanic Temple’s website states.

Silly things like this is why we have a separation of church and state. Scott opened himself up for this by pandering to the Christian Right by signing SB 98. Imagine the uproar when a student want to deliver an Islamic inspirational message. It will be protected as freedom of religion under state and federal law.

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