Earth to Pat Robertson
Pat Robertson has decisive proof that global warming is a myth.
“Just keep in mind that Mars, and say, ‘How many SUVs, how many oil refineries are there on Mars?’ And yet, it’s the relationship to the sun that is effecting the climate on Mars,” he concluded.
Next Robertson will cite the movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians as proof of American exceptionalism. Never mind that the fictitious St. Nick is from the North Pole. It actually takes great effort on Robertson's part to be this stupid. I don't know if I should be saddened or impressed with Robertson's anti-intellectualism. I do hope Robertson keeps supplying me with comedy material.