Quote of the Day

"One of the side effects of this drug is it makes you think you see monsters... It makes you think you can fly."

Pam Bondi, Florida Attorney General, on the intoxicating effects of bath salts.

I am getting old. I had no idea a person could get high on bath salts. I don't doubt the substance Methylenedioxypyrovalerone is potentially dangerous. Bondi's over-the-top quote sounds like dialogue from Reefer Madness.

Bonus quote 1:

"One of the side effects of this drug is it makes you think you see monsters," Bondi told reporters. "It makes you think you can fly."

Bonus quote 2:

"They have Spring Break coming up in the Panhandle," she said. "There are a lot of balconies out there."

Some poor teenager in Panama City is going to hear R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly and take the lyrics literally. Thank God Pam Bondi is protecting Floridians from the scourge of bath salts.