To Clarify

I wasn't aware Nancy Imperiale found our Twitter exchange so exciting. For the record: I didn't call Emily "my little soccer mom." I tweeted to Emily that Meek lacked charisma. The only way Meek would have a chance to win is if he went all Barry White on female voters.

@nimperiale I want @kendrickmeek to go all Barry White and go, "Oh baby, you know you want to vote for me. Yes you do my little Soccer Mom."

I also got shot with Emily's "internet uzi" and didn't realize it. Emily wrote this.

Now I have to get up or I fear nobody in real life would call me “my little” anything.

Seriously, I wasn't even aware I was having a Twitter fight. Emily told me Meek "rocked. I tweeted this back (with errors edited out.)

"Meek Rocks"? I'm sorry. I haven't seen his air guitar abilities to judge if he rocks.

I can't believe anyone took these tweets of mine seriously. Emily writes that she went "Real Housewives" on me with tweets such as this.

@pushingrope I can't afford to be depressed about politics. I need a leader to fight for me in Congress and am happily voting Kendrick Meek.

Emily, your candidate is running third in the polls. You should be depressed.

Emily, please don't take Twitter so seriously. I have people who have posted weird threats on public people. I have had to delete those comments. I get called stupid by conservative commenters all the time. I have learned not to take it seriously. Finally, you are safe from any perceived threats of being "my little Soccer Mom." It was a joke about Meek trying to get female voters. That is all. So relax and don't take Twitter so seriously.