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Via Gottalaff: John Boehner puts to rest a longtime rumor.
Addressing a perennial source of jokes, Mr. Boehner says his dark complexion is natural, similar to that of his mother and four (of 12) siblings. "I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product," Mr. Boehner said. His staff showed a high school group photo where he has the darkest face in Moeller High's all-male class.
So my theory about Boehner being a genetically super-powered orange alien is correct. I knew it!
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