Palin Endorses Pam Bondi

Who knew Pam Bondi was a Mama Grizzly. Especially since Bondi doesn't have children. Which is a perfectly acceptable life choice. Sarah Palin has endorsed Bondi and Brenna Findley in their state attoney general races.

"Pam Bondi and Brenna Findley are running for attoney general in their states - Pam in Florida and Brenna in Iowa," wrote Palin. "These are both bold, sharp, selfless women who will respect our Constitution, defend their states, protect our rights, and push back against any overreach of the federal government. We desperately need these conservative leaders who won't kowtow to the Obama administration's big government overreach into our states, small businesses, families, and individual lives."

Exactly how is Obama going to reach into the lives of families Palin doesn't make clear. In Palin's defense, she has no idea what she is talking about. The woman doesn't use her computer's spell check feature for her tweets. So cut her some slack.

I have been watching the Pam Bondi ads on Youtube. Is it me or does every Bondi ad look like a bad episode of Law & Order. My favorite ad is "Organized Crime At It's Worst." Let's watch.



Why is Bondi standing in an alley? Did she beat up a homeless man after he refused to give her a $500.00 campaign contribution. Perhaps she wanted to prove how tough she was against organized crime. So Bondi went all Dark Justice and dumped the body of of dead gangster she killed. Maybe Bondi is a vampire who can only fight crime at night. Vampire Bondi patrols the mean streets of Tampa at night fighting other supernatural demons that want to use their mystical powers to force America to have universal health care. The possibilities are endless.