The Philosophy of Michael Jordan

The world has been graced with great philosophers, such as Socrates, Aristotle, Plato and Friedrich Nietzsche. None of them explored the human condition as deeply as Michael Jordan has on Twitter.

Why doesn't anyone go on picnics anymore?

That is so deep. There is more wisdom from Jordan.

I was just thinking... How do airplanes work?

We are mere intellectual weaklings who should bask in the glow of Jordan's magificent tweets.