Better Understanding of Conservatives

Ken Kupchik has created a list of definitions to help better understand conservatives. Examples:

def-i-cit [def-uh-sit; Brit. also di-fis-it] -noun: The amount by which a sum of money falls short of the required amount, which only matters when a Democrat is elected to office.

fil-i-bus-ter [fil-uh-buhs-ter] -noun: The Republican's health care plan.

My own contributions to the list.

Enhanced interrogation: the PC term for tortuing the shit out of Muslims.

Evildoers: this isn't even a real word.

Nooconservative: 60's draft dodger.

Sarah Palin: starbursts.