Better Understanding of Conservatives
Ken Kupchik has created a list of definitions to help better understand conservatives. Examples:
def-i-cit [def-uh-sit; Brit. also di-fis-it] -noun: The amount by which a sum of money falls short of the required amount, which only matters when a Democrat is elected to office.
fil-i-bus-ter [fil-uh-buhs-ter] -noun: The Republican's health care plan.
My own contributions to the list.
Enhanced interrogation: the PC term for tortuing the shit out of Muslims.
Evildoers: this isn't even a real word.
Nooconservative: 60's draft dodger.
Sarah Palin: starbursts.
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