Baracknophobia

Jon Stewart mocked the mainstream media running on smears created on the internet. If it's on the internet it must be true. I know that since I read it on the internet. I learned that a person can lose weight by polling a few bloggers. It's true.

One can lose weight by polling the opinions of fellow bloggers. If enough people believe one has gained or lost weight, then, one's weight is physically altered. The Bandwagon Diet is widely believed to be more cost effective than the Atkins Diet and a monthly regime costs no more than a £24.99 DD from NTL.

The Obama campaign has created the website Fight the Smears.