Jesus v. Bill Donahue

Alternet has videos of the South Park episode lampooning Bill Donahue. He is a deserving target. Donahue has tried his hand at comedy. With less than successful results.

DONOHUE: Look, just hold on here. You had your time. Look, the kid's a phony, and here's why: I dealt with him earlier today on an MSNBC show, and I said we could hypothesize that there'd be a Columbia University pingpong team made of Asians, and somebody goes out there and says, "All gooks go home." So I asked him about my gook joke. And guess what? Andy's sense of humor just collapsed. He found that offensive. You see what you are? You're a phony. You're a typical Ivy League little brat who thinks it's OK to dump on Catholics, but you don't like my gook joke. Now, what's wrong with a gook joke?

Donahue showed his compassionate conservative side to Chocolate Jesus creator Cosmo Cavallaro on Anderson Cooper's show.

DONAHUE: No, I — you heard what I said. I said you're — you're lucky I'm not like the Taliban, because you would lose more than your head, which is why…

I could go on and on and on and...

Hat tip to Litbrit for reminding me about the South Park episode.