Monday, July 28, 2008

Shit and Run

In today's Post 9-11 Patriot Act World, with surveillence security cameras on many street corners in many cities, I'm going to assume that the streets of Washington D.C are constantly being digitally videotaped, ya know, for security and stuff. That being the case, somebody somewhere has tape of a pedestrian splayed across the windshield of a black Corvette.

I'm no expert on economic matters, but that's gonna hurt the bottom line. I wonder how much that is worth?

Don't worry your Reaganesque addled brain, my friend. Scooter Libby has alot of left over cash in his defense fund.

And if that doesn't work... well, there's always the Presidential Pardon.

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